Mmmm! Yummers. These are just some of my favorite astral plane Pepperidge Farm cookies. Are they on your list?
Transgendered Gingerbread Something er Others
Whoopsie Daisy Flourishes
Multi-Striped, Triple-Dipped, Neo-Drizzled Fancher Snaps
Flightless Shortbread Spinsters
Origami Cannibal Chews
Double Stuff Oreogasms (Women may have as many as they’d like. Men must wait at least 1 hour between cookies)
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