Streetcars to Avoid
- Streetcars named Desire
- Warning: Streetcars named Desire are usually followed by streetcars named Syphilis, so be careful with that Desire
- The Hindenburg – Oh the profanity! Riders drop a lot of F-bombs. A word to the wise: It’s highly advisable you get off before the Lakehurst stop.
- The Mustang Ranch Pleasure Dome Car – Depending on where you sit, it can cost $300 just to go 2 blocks – and that doesn’t include the tip
- The Enola Gay – Don’t expect the operator to drop any F-bombs. A-bombs are another story.
- The E Street Coli – Riders say it’s like being in NJ with Springsteen, but with food poisoning
- A Horse Drawn Streetcar – It’s not an actual streetcar, it’s just a picture of a streetcar drawn by a horse