Posts Tagged ‘911’

If You Are Reading This and Are Experiencing a Medical Emergency…

Stop reading and dial 911. You stupid putz.


I mean, do you really need to be told this? 


And if you are actually “dialing” 911, I think the medical emergency is the least of your problems. 



It’s Getting a Little Crazy Out There (actually “in here”)

“Somehow I just cant get it through my head that today is Tuesday.”

It’s called Stir Crazy.
The following is based on surreal events:
So I called 9-1-1.
A machine answered and said, “If this is a medical emergency please hang-up and dial 9-1-1.”
What the…?
This went on for hours.
I mean, this went on 4 hours.