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Earth Census Completed. Workers Dan & Jill Discuss the Results.
Dan: We finally finished counting all the terrestrials on earth and the numbers just don’t add up.
Jill: How’s that?
Dan: Well, there were a few extra.
Jill: Extra-terrestrials?
Dan: Yup.
Jill: So strange to think you’d find extra-terrestrials right here on earth.
Dan: Yeah I know. The idea of extra-terrestrials is so alien to me.
Jill: Me too. Sometimes counting people just doesn’t make census.