Posts Tagged ‘christmas’

1. Police Navidad – Warm Christmas wishes to our officers in Blue
2. I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus – A San Francisco favorite
3. O Little Town of Tupelo – Reverently recounts the birth of little Lord Elvis
4. A Really, Really, Very Noisy Night – Larry David’s spoken word song in response to Silent Night. As Larry says, “If you want a silent night, then you should bring earplugs.”
5. Let it Warm, Let it Warm, Let it Warm – Climate change caroling for a 72° Christmas

Egg Nog Break (Yes, it’s spiked)

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   ♫ And so this is Christmas ♫

   Hark! The Hell’s Angels Sing – Born to be Wild!

7. My Cold Went Viral – Not a carol. I just wanted to state the obvious
8. G-L-O-R-I-A, Glooooria (In Excelsis Deo) – Van Morrison shares his Xmas cheer
9. An early Michael Jackson Xmas hit – I Wanna Flock with You (All Night)
10. O Come All Ye Faithful – The Adult Entertainment Industry celebrates XXXmas
11. Rockin’ Around the Ganja Tree – It’s Xmas in Jamaica man. Yule luv it rasta.

Rejects

• Caroling to a Ring Doorbell – Hey screen time is screen time
• Away in a Manger – Motel 6 describes their new lo-budget motel
• The 2^nd Leon – “The First Noel” reworked
• Mariah Carey’s pro-semitic Christmas carol – All I Want for Christmas, is Jews: All of the Xmas Joy without any of the “Is he the Messiah?” drama
• Bad King Wenceslaus – Yule be surprised by his actions