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Modernized Christmas Carols

  1. Police Navidad – Warm Christmas wishes to our officers in Blue
  2. I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus – A San Francisco favorite
  3. O Little Town of Tupelo – Reverently recounts the birth of little Lord Elvis
  4. A Really, Really, Very Noisy Night – Larry David’s spoken word song in response to Silent Night. As Larry says, “If you want a silent night, then you should bring earplugs.”
  5. Let it Warm, Let it Warm, Let it Warm – Climate change caroling for a 72° Christmas

Egg Nog Break (Yes, it’s spiked)

  1. ♫ And so this is Christmas ♫

    Hark! The Hell’s Angels Sing – Born to be Wild!

  2. My Cold Went Viral – Not a carol. I just wanted to state the obvious
  3. G-L-O-R-I-A, Glooooria (In Excelsis Deo) – Van Morrison shares his Xmas cheer
  4. An early Michael Jackson Xmas hit – I Wanna Flock with You (All Night)
  5. O Come All Ye Faithful – The Adult Entertainment Industry celebrates XXXmas
  6. Rockin’ Around the Ganja Tree – It’s Xmas in Jamaica man. Yule luv it rasta.

 

Rejects

  • Caroling to a Ring Doorbell – Hey screen time is screen time
  • Away in a Manger – Motel 6 describes their new lo-budget motel
  • The 2nd Leon – “The First Noel” reworked
  • Mariah Carey’s pro-semitic Christmas carol – All I Want for Christmas, is Jews: All of the Xmas Joy without any of the “Is he the Messiah?” drama
  • Bad King Wenceslaus – Yule be surprised by his actions