Posts Tagged ‘line’

1. Fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot
2. Having plantar fasciitis and having Planters’ Peanuts
3. Being self-assured and having no idea what the hell’s going on
4. Eating chicken and eating something that tastes “kinda like chicken”
5. The left side of the road and the right side of the road
6. This One Will Hurt Your Head Alert: There’s a Thin Line Between: Getting a little Russian Dressing on the side and having your waiter bring you an actual small Russan guy putting on his clothes next to you

There’s a Thin Line Between:

1. Petting your kitty, or petting your pussy (C’mon people, get your mind out of the litter box. I’m talkin’ about cats)
2. Using the word “sesquipedalian” and just being a polysyllabic *sshole
3. Supreme self-confidence and cringing indecision
4. Being extravagant or just being extra vagant
5. Having said “Having said that” and saying “At the end of the day”….. and being an *sshole
6. Coveting thine neighbors cuticles and being mentally disturbed
7. Thinking that because you believe something makes it true. (It may be, but the truth doesn’t care what you believe. It’s just truth.)

There’s a Thin Line Between:

8. Knowing your hot water heater is actually a cold water heater and whatever the opposite of that is
9. Being an *sshole and using the word onomatopoeia
10. Believing the earth is flat and being stupid. (Actuality there is no line – you are stupid.)
11. Playing Words with Friends and playing Words with Acquaintances
12. Watching paint dry and just staring at a wall
13. Staring at a wall and meditating
14. Meditating and watching paint dry (Full circle folks)

And remember, just 1098 days till the next Leap Day! Woo Hoo!