Posts Tagged ‘mucous’
Oh Kleenex! My Kleenex!
Oh Kleenex! My Kleenex!
When I place my nose deep in your tissue
I feel so depraved
Because what I issue in your tissue
‘tis mucous I’m afraid
Oh Kleenex! My Kleenex!
My fearful sneeze is thru
But I dare not look
To see that you took
All my nasal goo
Oh Kleenex! My Kleenex!
The filth I do deposit
Doth make me compelled
To open you up and see what’s beheld
Oh Kleenex! My Kleenex!
My mind is disturbed
For I can’t unsee the mayhem
It makes me perturbed
No I can’t unsee the gray phlegm
It makes me unnerved
Oh Kleenex! St. Kleenex!
Your tissues so absorb
The things I excrete
Straight out of my orb
I thank you I do
From my nasal cavity
And apologize greatly for my teenage depravity
Oh Kleenex! St. Kleenex!
Though you may think I’m being snotty
Be happy there’s toilet paper, right there by the potty
For no matter what I’m wiping
‘tis you I adore
And no matter what I’m swiping
‘tis you I care for
Oh Kleenex! St. Kleenex!
You give so much, You ask so little
I need you now, to wipe my spittle.