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Dave Courts Public Approval?

• The court found Swanson’s TV Dinners inedible, so they issued Swanson’s a gag order.

Hey, TVs have to eat too.

• The court also found Gerber’s strained peas to be too chunky, so they issued Gerber a Restraining Order.
• Litigious Indians? The Sioux sue Sue Bee Honey for not being sweet enough. They said it was “a salt.”
• And now dear reader, I’m told I have to stop this. Jurists insist I cease and desist this list. You get my gist?