Posts Tagged ‘senior’

1. Needless Falls at Harbinger’s Ferry
   

   Nothing is Real

2. Varicose Vineyards
3. Grave Errors at Dirt Nap Gardens
4. The Mausoleum at Hospital Corners
5. Blue Hair Acres at The Strand
6. Flatline Terrace at Defibrillator Manor
7. Distant Memories at Amnesia Acres
8. The Golf Course at Soylent Greens
9. Organ Harvest Farms
10. The Preserve at Embalmers Square
11. The Last Resort Resort
12. The Heights of Absurdity at Strawberry Fields

Red Loin Hotels: Championing Gay Geriatric Sexuality for almost 2 weeks (In other words, we’re trying to increase our occupancy rate)

No matter how old you are, age is something you always have.  And as you approach your twilight years Red Loin Hotel chain recognizes the special needs homosexuals of a certain age may require. And that’s why not only are we gay-friendly, but we’re also LGBT-compliant even though we have no idea what the B or the T stand for. Our marketing department can worry about that. We simply want to get the message out to people who enjoy similarly equipped people, that we’ve taken concrete steps to ensure your stay with us is both memorable and unforgettable; even though memorable and unforgettable both mean the same thing. Our marketing department can worry about that. We had earlier taken wooden steps to ensure your stay with us was memorable, but we found the concrete steps were more enduring and so will you.

Therefore it is with great pleasure we present Red Loin’s gay-friendly amenities:  Read the rest of this entry »