Archive for January, 2026

• Archimedes, angered at misplacing his toga, exclaims “Eureka, I have lost it!”
• Archimedes math problems keep multiplying
• Archimedes says he’s screwed! (think, think, that’s it. You have found it!)
• It has been determined that William Shatner’s body is 95% ham
• The bark of Dogwood trees is ruff
• Self-Check Out is very popular these days. In fact, hip psychologists now refer to suicide as Self-Check Out.
• “Someday it’s gonna be 50 years from now.” I said that on New Year’s Day in 1976.
• I have no idea what “brioche” is
• Overheard in a Starbucks. A Latte complaining to a Frappuccino about the unearned popularity of a new drink: “That’s all I hear these days, ‘Macha, Macha, Macha!'”