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Observations From One of Your Favorite Organisms (Me):

1. There are few things I enjoy in life more than knocking sh*t off my nightstand at 3 am
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2. Have you ever noticed how you sometimes see John Stamos and Rob Lowe in the same place? That’s because they’re two different people.
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3. Sad Fact: Now that I’m older I no longer get the Zoomies.
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4. Is the Ferry Building in San Francisco spelled correctly? Cuz I thought…oh never mind
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5. No one talks about how when you screw a lid back onto a jar, you have to turn it backwards first until it clicks into place. Only then can you go forward.
I think there’s a great life lesson here.
And that lesson is: Screw It!
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