Senior Communities of Dubious Distinction
- Needless Falls at Harbinger’s Ferry
- Varicose Vineyards
- Grave Errors at Dirt Nap Gardens
- The Mausoleum at Hospital Corners
- Blue Hair Acres at The Strand
- Flatline Terrace at Defibrillator Manor
- Distant Memories at Amnesia Acres
- The Golf Course at Soylent Greens
- Organ Harvest Farms
- The Preserve at Embalmers Square
- The Last Resort Resort
- The Heights of Absurdity at Strawberry Fields