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If You Are Reading This and Are Experiencing a Medical Emergency…
August 30th, 2022 | 
Author: Stop reading and dial 911. You stupid putz.
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I mean, do you really need to be told this?
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And if you are actually “dialing” 911, I think the medical emergency is the least of your problems.
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It’s Getting a Little Crazy Out There (actually “in here”)
“Somehow I just cant get it through my head that today is Tuesday.”
It’s called Stir Crazy.
The following is based on surreal events:
So I called 9-1-1.
A machine answered and said, “If this is a medical emergency please hang-up and dial 9-1-1.”
What the…?
This went on for hours.
I mean, this went on 4 hours.