- Thank You for Your Service: A Shout Out to Crash Test Dummies
 
- “I Didn’t Sign Up for This”: Complaints by People Who Signed-up for Things They No Longer Like
 
- The Politicization of Baloney: The Right Claims It, But Isn’t it Really a Left-Wing Meat?
 
- Are Toadstools and Frogchairs the Same Thing?
 
- Coping with Coping Saws
 
- Not in My Backyard: A Short History of Above Ground Pools
 
- Too Many Colons::::: A Tubular History of Diacritical Marks
 
- “Absolutely no one in my entourage may ever take drugs.” “Hello, Offshore Pharmacy, send me 1000 vials of Fentanyl.” The Hypocrisy of Prince in a Book Title that Doesn’t Even Fit on the Book Cover
 
- Dan Quayle: Not Looking So Bad These Days
 
- George W Bush: Oh How We Miss Thee
 
- Joseph Stalin: No, He Still Sucks
 
- Old School: A Misplaced Appreciation of When Things Were Even Stupider
 
- Having Said That: Things that People Have Already Said
 
- “No, not quite. The cheese itself isn’t grilled. The bread surrounding the cheese is.”: The Genesis of the Grilled Cheese Sandwich
 
- Harvey Weinstein’s Prison Experience: “OK. Enough. I get it! Can I please leave?”
 
- How Grover Cleveland Got His Groove Back and Other Stories of Presidential Redemption
 
- Subway Franchisees: They’re Not All From India
 
- “No, not Cool-aid, but Kool-Aid.” How an Intentional Misspelling Made Kraft a Fortune
 
- Google to Partner with Titleist to Research Self-driving Golf Balls (Really a headline and not a book. So sue me.)
 
- “Can I pay someone to do yoga for me?” and Other Questions from the Wealthy