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Bumper Stickers from Antiquity (as seen on the backs of ancient chariots and medieval wagons)
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Make Sparta Great Again!
- You Have to Admit, Vlad the Impaler does make some good points
- Pyramids are for Squares
- Serf Lives Matter
- Sodom is for Lovers
- If catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults
- It’s all Olaf’s Fault
- Eating Rotten Apples Contributes to Global Worming
- I got my rocks off at Stonehenge
- My other wagon is a Cadillac
- OK Renaissance…we’re waiting.
- Enough with the spices already. Maybe we could spend less than 95% of our GDP in the search for seasonings and invest a little in sewage control.
- DaVinci Fondled Me. #Et tu Leonardo
- Question Charlemagne
- Robin Hood is a Socialist Income Redistributor
- Galileo thinks He’s the center of the universe
- I visited BarbarianLand. The happiest place on God’s flat Earth.
- I got debauched at Pirates of the Mediterranean.
- All We Are Say-ing, Is Give Huns a Chance
- If blunderbusses are outlawed, only outlaws will have blunderbusses
- I never sleep alone…thanks to my bedbugs
- May your fireplace always be sooty and your stool forever compacted
- Make Soap, Not War
- We really need the soap, what with all the soot and everything
- Occupy King John! You try eating turnips 11½ months out of the year. No more tubers…Magna Carta now!!!
- Occupy Valhalla! It’s almost 1063 and to date only a total of 3 Vikings have had any fun at all. Being Norse sucks.
- The Plague is Gods Way of Punishing Free Thinkers
- Does the concept of “germs” mean anything to you Neanderthals?
- If blow darts are outlawed, only outlaws will have blow darts
- Pat Paulsen for President
- A heavier than air machine? It’ll never fly.
- Queen Elizabeth the 1st is a Royal pain in the arse
- Guillotine has lost his head
- When it says Libbys Libbys Libbys on the label, label, label, you will like it, like it, like it on the table, table, table.
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