Posts Tagged ‘people’

1. Nomads excel at anger management
2. Czechs use Venmo
3. The Assyrians were just regular Syrians, but with really big asses
4. The Finnish are done
5. In Warsaw they Pole dance
6. The Sea Anemone is the enemy of the Yemini
7. Q: If you go into a bathroom an American, and come out an American, what are you when you’re in there?
    A: European
8. There was a time all Cavemen lived in Man Caves, but not by choice
9. Loony people from the Amazon are called Brazil nuts
10. Loony people from Wales are called Walnuts

<You deserve a break>

11. People from Wales who don’t repay money they owe, Welsh on their loans
12. Japanese, Chinese and American knees all operate the same way.
13. Bedouins love mattress sales
14. In Kashmir they buy cashmere with mere cash
15. Swedish people are so saccharine. And I think that’s kinda sweet-ish
16. Is Israel really real? It is real. I mean, it Israel.
17. Never take Stonehenge for granite
18. Romans are now stationary. And yet they’re always roamin’
19. We could go, or we Kuwait. Your choice
20. Islamabad, and it’s not getting any better

<One more pit stop>

21. ♫Here’s to the New Delhi…Same as the Old Delhi♫
      Well at least the New Delhi has vegan options.
22. Newfoundland. “Hey look, we found new land. Great. Let’s pronounce it ‘New Findland.’”
23. Yukon be serious. I’ll have Nunavut.
24. Iraq my brain and I still can’t figure an easy way to say, “I’ve jogged?” “Well, how about Iran?”
25. No one stops talking in Babylon. They just babble on and brook no nonsense.

Not part of the list, but I understand sometimes rust does sleep.