Posts Tagged ‘pick up’

Worst Pick-Up Lines Ever: Mostly from Drs and Dentists

  1. Let’s play “Dentist” and I’ll fill your cavities
  2. Jesus may have died for your sins, but right now I’m dying for them.
  3. I’d really like you to activate my streaming service
  4. I like the way your teeth come together. Maybe we could too.
  5. If I said you had a tipped pelvis, would you hold it against me?
  6. As a matter of fact I am a gynecologist and I’m at your cervix madam
  7. I bet I know your favorite number? – It’s Novocain. {Get it…numb-er}