Posts Tagged ‘quincy’
Suicide Balloon Animal Self-Detonates in Crowded Menagerie
2 Horseys Missing and Presumed Popped
Giraffe’s Lost Limbs Quickly Reattached
Little Brittany in Tears
Boston 5/4/13 – A self-radicalized balloon animal blew himself up at Quincy Market on Saturday, causing a millisecond of panic amongst bomb-sensitive Bostonians who collectively flinched at the report of a piercing thunderclap emitted by the suicide ballooner. The 2 foot long dachshund took with him 2 multi-colored horseys as well as briefly popping off the gangly legs of a nearby Shi’ite giraffe. The giraffe was quickly repaired and released into the protective custody of Sara Shanahan whose father paid $5 for the privilege. Read the rest of this entry »