- SMH – Shake My Head Industries. Helps people cope with all that’s happening around them.
 
- STFU – Manufacturers of dog muzzles and gun silencers
 
- LOL – A national bakery. They make clown pies that taste funny.
 
- FAQ – How people in Boston say f*ck
 
- YOLO – Publishes stories of Near Death Experiences. CEO says business is dead.
 
- WTF – Makers of precision adult undergarments and medical supplies. Custom catheters, personalized pacemakers and digitized adult diapers.
 
- ASAP – Makers of Speed Bumps and Stop Signs
 
- FWIW – A Buffalo Springfield song
 
- TBA – This company has big plans they hope to tell people about sometime in the future
 
- DIY – An educational group for serial masturbaters
 
- AKA – FYI, this company is known by many names
 
- XOXO – Manufacturer of Huggies Diapers and Hershey’s Kisses