- SMH – Shake My Head Industries. Helps people cope with all that’s happening around them.
- STFU – Manufacturers of dog muzzles and gun silencers
- LOL – A national bakery. They make clown pies that taste funny.
- FAQ – How people in Boston say f*ck
- YOLO – Publishes stories of Near Death Experiences. CEO says business is dead.
- WTF – Makers of precision adult undergarments and medical supplies. Custom catheters, personalized pacemakers and digitized adult diapers.
- ASAP – Makers of Speed Bumps and Stop Signs
- FWIW – A Buffalo Springfield song
- TBA – This company has big plans they hope to tell people about sometime in the future
- DIY – An educational group for serial masturbaters
- AKA – FYI, this company is known by many names
- XOXO – Manufacturer of Huggies Diapers and Hershey’s Kisses