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I’m not exactly sure what they’re selling at Crazy, Sexy, Hot drive-thru. I do know this much however:
- It’s the first certified Crotch-to-Table restaurant in the United States.
- As you exit the drive-thru a sign reads, “Thousands served; many to climax.”
- All orders come with Wet-Naps and a lobster bib.
- If they ask you, “Would you like that on the side?” say, “Duh?”
- At some point all your car windows will steam-up.
- If you order Fertile Fries, be sure to ask for spermicidal ketchup.
- Be very careful answering the question: “Are you going to eat that in the car or will you be taking her home?”
- Rumor has it the Dildo Burrito is filling. Very filling. Very, very filling.
- It’s the only place you can get a toasted bagel with KY Jelly.
- An old wives’ tale says that driving thru backwards can prevent pregnancy.
- Interestingly, they have “Old Wives’ Tails” on the menu.
- Employees say the pay isn’t very good, but that the tips are tremendous.