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Little Known Stock Ticker Symbols and Their Businesses

  1. SMH – Shake My Head Industries. Helps people cope with all that’s happening around them.
  2. STFU – Manufacturers of dog muzzles and gun silencers
  3. LOL – A national bakery. They make clown pies that taste funny.
  4. FAQ – How people in Boston say f*ck
  5. YOLO – Publishes stories of Near Death Experiences. CEO says business is dead.
  6. WTF – Makers of precision adult undergarments and medical supplies. Custom catheters, personalized pacemakers and digitized adult diapers.
  7. ASAP – Makers of Speed Bumps and Stop Signs
  8. FWIW – A Buffalo Springfield song
  9. TBA – This company has big plans they hope to tell people about sometime in the future
  10. DIY – An educational group for serial masturbaters
  11. AKA – FYI, this company is known by many names
  12. XOXO – Manufacturer of Huggies Diapers and Hershey’s Kisses

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