- New England Damn Chowder – Favorite soup of Tourette sufferers
- Cyrillic Alphabet Soup – It’s Greek to me
- Split Bee – It hear it gives you a buzz
- Chicken Poodle Soup – Made only from poodles who were euthanized
- Vicious-soise – A stone cold soup made from really mean potatoes
- Gaznacho – Another cold soup of congealed cheese and tomato
- Maxistrone – When minestrone just isn’t enough
- Italian Wedding Soup/Italian Divorce Soup – These soups have you coming and going
- Dense Onion Soup – It’s a French Onion Soup, you just can’t get through to
- Me So Soup – This soup is all about you. Also called Narcissisoup.
- No Alarm Chili – Chili for white folk
- Lobster Disc – A hard shell, hard drive programmable bisque