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Dave Responds to Your Questions

  1. What do you call fake Vietnamese soup? – Faux Pho
  2. What do you call fake witchcraft? – Bogus Hocus-Pocus
  3. Which craft is the source of sorcery? – Witchcraft
  4. What do you call fake cold cuts? – Phony Bologna
  5. What do you call silly chatter on a cell call? – Phone-y Baloney
  6. What do you call the distance from the sun to the earth? – 1 Astronomical Unit (Not all of these are supposed to be funny folks)
  7. When does a thing become a thing? – When Larry David says so
  8. If Larry David was dyslexic, would he be David Larry? – Bropably
  9. What would happen if everyone was named Otto? – Otto know.
  10. Is it extra difficult for claustrophobic gay people to be closeted? – Otto know.

 

And finally, this Pee Wee Herman quote sums it all up:

“There’s a lotta things about me you don’t know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn’t understand. Things you couldn’t understand.”