Posts Tagged ‘primitive’

1. the only way he could cool his body was by panting
2. he called the Paleo Diet just “diet”
3. if you pointed at something down the street, he’d just look at the end of your finger
4. during a full moon he howled like Michael McDonald
5. he thought the city zoo was an apartment complex
6. he thinks man started walking erect because of Pamela Anderson
7. he thinks baboons should be given the vote
8. he had hair…on his fingernails
9. his go to pick-up line was, “Your cave or mine?”
10. y’know, he still had better manners than Russel Crowe