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The Secret World of Snails

I’ll spare you the indignity of bad puns and obvious analogies…in my next story. Meanwhile, prepared to be slimed!

Typical RV Snail out for a morning ride. Called RV because he takes his house with him everywhere. Snail out for a morning ooze. This RV snail is so-called because he takes his house with him everywhere.

Due to a chronic shortage of shells many snails are homeless. Due to a chronic shortage of shells many snails, like this unfortunate slug, are homeless.

A ménage of snails enjoying a threesome. With protective shells in place they're practicing "Safe Goo." A ménage of snails enjoying a threesome. With protective shells on they’re practicing “Safe Goo.”

This hermit snail prefers to be alone. Only comes out of his shell if it rains. This hermit snail prefers to be alone. Coming out of his shell only if it rains.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To be read slowly. 

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