The Secret World of Snails

I’ll spare you the indignity of bad puns and obvious analogies…in my next story. Meanwhile, prepared to be slimed!

Typical RV Snail out for a morning ride. Called RV because he takes his house with him everywhere. Snail out for a morning ooze. This RV snail is so-called because he takes his house with him everywhere.

Due to a chronic shortage of shells many snails are homeless. Due to a chronic shortage of shells many snails, like this unfortunate slug, are homeless.

A ménage of snails enjoying a threesome. With protective shells in place they're practicing "Safe Goo." A ménage of snails enjoying a threesome. With protective shells on they’re practicing “Safe Goo.”

This hermit snail prefers to be alone. Only comes out of his shell if it rains. This hermit snail prefers to be alone. Coming out of his shell only if it rains.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To be read slowly. 

Unrepentant snails on Death Row. Snails on Death Row. Most come from broken shells.

Snail delivering the mail. Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Snail delivering the mail at a pace I’d rather not describe. Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Only salt stops them.

 

Thrill seeking Snail riding on back of turtle at Theme Park screaming "Weeeeee!" Thrill seeking snail riding on back of turtle at Fast and Furious Theme Park screaming “Weeeeee!”

Hallucinogenic snail radiates a rainbow  after accidentally sliming over some LSD. Here seen telling shell to, "Get off my back man." Hallucinogenic snail radiates a rainbow after accidentally sliming over some LSD. Here seen telling shell to, “Get off my back man.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Forest Ranger Snail making its own trail. Forest Ranger Snail making new trail for campers.

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