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Speculations If the Titanic Was Struck by an Iceberg Lettuce
May 1st, 2026 | 
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New class of ships would’ve evolved: Iceberg Lettuce Breakers. They’d be captained by Produce Managers
New class of ships would’ve evolved: Iceberg Lettuce Breakers. They’d be captained by Produce Managers2. The expression, “That’s just the tip of the lettuce” would become popular
3. James Cameron’s net worth would be about $100 million less
4. If somehow the Iceberg Lettuce managed to rip a gash in the Titanic’s steel hull and she began to sink, some wise ass would get on his knees and shout, “Lettuce Pray.”
5. A passenger peering over the railing might remark, “What, no dressing.”
6. Investigators would conclude, “What the hell was a head of lettuce doing in the middle of the North Atlantic?”
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