The Secret World of Snails
I’ll spare you the indignity of bad puns and obvious analogies…in my next story. Meanwhile, prepared to be slimed!

Snail out for a morning ooze. This RV snail is so-called because he takes his house with him everywhere.
To be read slowly.

Snail delivering the mail at a pace I’d rather not describe. Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Only salt stops them.

Hallucinogenic snail radiates a rainbow after accidentally sliming over some LSD. Here seen telling shell to, “Get off my back man.”