Top 14 Requests for Financial Relief from Witty Homeless People

November 12th, 2016 |

Philosopher/vagrant sign says it all.

Have worked for food. Now I’m hungry again.
It’s ~~Obama’s~~ Trump’s fault.
Your place or mine? I’m thinking yours.
If you can read this you’re too close.
I’m the precipitate from trickle-down economics.
Down to 2 teeth-whitening strips. Anything would help?
Blew my MacArthur Genius Grant award money on whores and crack. Please help.
You should see the other guy.
I’m an optimist whose glass is 1/8^th How about some help with the other 7/8^ths?
Mistakes were made.
I used to fit into most overhead compartments. Now look at me.
Think of me as a tax deductible charity who doesn’t pester you with direct mail.
My inner dialogue is not free. Pay up.
Well I’m out of quips…and money.