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My Moustache Comb Salesman is Always Trying to Outdo Me

  • Handy and great for mustache combovers too.

    When I told him I just had a twice-baked potato, he said, “Yeah, well I just had a thrice-baked potato.

  • When I told him I saw the movie “Double Indemnity” he said “That’s nothing. I just saw the sequel ‘Quadruple Indemnity’ and it was twice as good.”