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My Moustache Comb Salesman is Always Trying to Outdo Me

May 1st, 2026 |

When I told him I just had a t
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wice-baked potato, he said, “Yeah, well I just had a thrice-baked potato.
When I told him I saw the movie “Double Indemnity” he said “That’s nothing. I just saw the sequel ‘Quadruple Indemnity’ and it was twice as good.”
But when I told him there are more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand on earth, he just gave up and said, “Oh yeah, well I’ve got ear plugs bigger than you buddy.”
He then muttered something about moustache combs being “more versatile than you think” and suggested their use on nose, ear and eyebrow hair.