Posts Tagged ‘witty’

I just hit 18,000 followers. Amazing that Facebook would let me create 17,852 fake accounts.

 

Found out the hard way:
There is no “eye of the avalanche“

 

Years ago, erotic records were played on pornographs. They were groovy. They had to be in order to be played.

 

Let’s all say wunderkind together. Ready? 1, 2, 3…WUNDERKIND!

 

I lost my eye protection again. I guess I’ll have to do a Goggle search.

 

Frog on frog violence is sometimes the result of Toad Rage

 

For the last time, strawberry traffic jam is not a flavor

 

Is there a difference between milquetoast, and milk toast?

1. 

   Philosopher/vagrant sign says it all.

   Have worked for food. Now I’m hungry again.

2. It’s Obama’s Trump’s fault.
3. Your place or mine? I’m thinking yours.
4. If you can read this you’re too close. 
5. I’m the precipitate from trickle-down economics.
6. Down to 2 teeth-whitening strips. Anything would help?
7. Blew my MacArthur Genius Grant award money on whores and crack. Please help.
8. You should see the other guy.
9. I’m an optimist whose glass is 1/8^th How about some help with the other 7/8^ths?
10. Mistakes were made.
11. I used to fit into most overhead compartments. Now look at me.
12. Think of me as a tax deductible charity who doesn’t pester you with direct mail.
13. My inner dialogue is not free. Pay up.
14. Well I’m out of quips…and money.