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New Test-Market Soups for 2024

  1. Split Pea with Hamlet – To eat or not to eat. That, is the question.
  2. Italian-Style Divorcing Soup – A bookend to Italian-Style Wedding Soup. These soups satisfy whether you’re coming or going.
  3. Gayspacho – Made with same sex tomatoes. They say once you try it, you’ll never go back…to another soup that is.
  4. Chicken Dumbo – One part chicken, one part elephant. I don’t think it’ll ever fly. Kinda ear-rie actually.
  5. Greek Alphabet Soup – It’s great. From the Alpha to the Omega.
  6. Egyptian Hieroglyph Soup – If you love sideways falcons, symbolic ankhs and more amulets than a box of Lucky Charms, you’ll love this Pharaonic soup. And if you don’t like Egyptian soup, well then Tut Tut.
  7. Viciousoise – Not to be confused with Vichyssoise, Viciousoise is a cold and cruel potato soup
  8. Cram Chowder – An Asian version of Clam Chowder
  9. Tripe Bisque – Most people can’t stomach it
  10. Maxistrone – Minestrone on steroids
  11. Kit-n-Caboodle Noodle Soup – Oodles of noodles in Kit-n-Caboodle.

Toodles!

 

Omitted

  • LGBTQ Alphabet Soup – It’s great. From L to Q. Can’t spell BLT w/o it

 

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