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♫ I Feel Witty. Oh So Witty ♫
July 23rd, 2024 | 
Author: I just hit 18,000 followers. Amazing that Facebook would let me create 17,852 fake accounts.
Found out the hard way:
There is no “eye of the avalanche“
Years ago, erotic records were played on pornographs. They were groovy. They had to be in order to be played.
Let’s all say wunderkind together. Ready? 1, 2, 3…WUNDERKIND!
I lost my eye protection again. I guess I’ll have to do a Goggle search.
Frog on frog violence is sometimes the result of Toad Rage
For the last time, strawberry traffic jam is not a flavor
Is there a difference between milquetoast, and milk toast?
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Collected FB Posts
1. Here are some of my favorite numbers:
Novocain, Lidocaine…
Before you continue, you should know the “b” in numbers is silent.
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2. There are no recorded cases of Siamese twins playing Hide and Seek.
Or if there was, the game was over really fast.
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3. Remember the Fonts from Happy Days?
He was a really cool type.
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4. A E
IOU
And sometimes.
Why?
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5. July is Leaf Blower Awareness month. So is Aug, Sept, Oct…
FB Post
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I dislike dyslexics. I dislike lichens.
I like relinquishing licorice. I like relishing liquor.
However clever, I can’t stand to sit.
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These Mental Morsels are Quipilicious
I know. There’s Noel in Christmas
In case you did, it was May 17th, 1997. (written on June 28, 2024)
Remember, you cannot email escargot.
Escargot can only be sent by snail mail.
(wait for it, wait for it)
It’s the same old goofy me, meeting the low bar of friendship we have.
Cuz, y’know, it could. In fact, it probably is.
Of course. That’s why I’m there. For the cookies.
May the June 4th be with you?
The above quip was written for David Hardiman by AI
Sitting around, doin’ nuthin’.
I am now Bored Certified. And qualified to practice being bored at any NV hospital. Yes!
FB Posts…Shilly Shtuff
- Merry Chlistmas everyone!
I know. There’s Noel in Christmas
- How Gullible are You? IF YU Kan Reed THS, Y’ve alreddy wasted 5 sekonds of yur Lyfe. Zeriously
- Ho Hum.
Sitting around, doin’ nuthin’.
I am now Bored Certified. And qualified to practice being bored at any NV hospital. Yes!
- Best Labor Day Weekend Ever…even though it’s Memorial Day
- What am I missing here:
May the June 4th be with you?
- “I have nothing to say right now. And it shows.”
The above quip was written for David Hardiman by AI
- I visited the Oreos website and a pop-up asked me if I’d accept their cookies.
Of course. That’s why I’m there. For the cookies.
- What if…Oh never mind. Then again, maybe. Right?
Cuz, y’know, it could. In fact, it probably is.
- This new Chinese restaurant is kinda glum. At the end of the meal, they give you an Unfortunate Cookie. And, according to their website, you have to accept their cookies.
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Q. What did John, Paul, George and Ringo drink at breakfast?A. Well, Beatle Juice of course.