PTSD – Post Traumatic Succulent Disorder
January 17th, 2022 | 
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Dr. Hardiman extricating himself from a thorny situation.
Botanist Dr. David Hardiman suffering from PTSD – Post Traumatic Succulent Disorder – had his first outing with his new service cactus.
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Coxsackie is a Real City in New York State
Coxsackie is located just below Phallus, NY in Taint County.
And yes I’m very proud of this post.
This movie was the prequel to Men in Black. It’s called Men in Hats. In this scene Raquel Welch had just stepped out onto her balcony after a shower.
This still is from 1968’s Madigan. Hats off to these men pretending to be detectives. James Whitmore on the extreme left (in the picture and in politics).
Do you realize that when someone agrees with this man, they sometimes non-ironically say, “OK Boomer.”
Former Terrapin and Bengal QB Boomer Esiason.
Mugs Only a Mudda Could Love
1. Syracuse University’s new offensive guru OC Robert Anae. His manly head was the model for the Rock’em Sock’em Robots. He’s straight out of Central Casting. And speaking of Central Casting…
2. Leathery actor Frank Gerstle shown here in a terrific Hogan’s Heroes episode from 1967 “The General Swap.”
Note: All Hogan’s Heroes episodes were terrific.
3. Rugged actor Barney Phillips. Staring a hole in an adversary.
4. Actor Barney Phillips from a Twilight Zone episode. Staring 3 holes in an adversary. Great make up job. You’d never know the 3rd eye wasn’t real.
***Clown Motel Review***
I gave it 3 clowns, but I’d give it 2 bearded ladies if they’d let me.
Don’t think I’ll stay here again.
Sleep under the Big Top and wake up smelling like an elephant.
First of all, the guy at the reception desk was a total clown. Then, when I’m signing in, I see a Mini Cooper pull up and 38 clowns got out.
It seems like a nice touch when the motel leaves a little carnation on your pillow, but when you pick it up, it squirts you in the face.
The Clown Motel is a little eerie. In the morning my shoes had somehow become twice their normal size. Each room is assigned a “personal valet clown” named It, who resides in the closet, but sticks his head out every 1/2 hour to ask maniacally, “Can I get you anything” – and they expect you to sleep thru this.
The motel restaurant is very good, but for god’s sake don’t order the cream pie. It served “en face.” As expected, the clown pie tasted kinda funny.
And to think this motel claims Rudolph as one of their own just because he has a red nose. The whole thing was a total clown show.
~Verified Customer~
“Who loves you baby?”
Kojak in any form: TV show, board game or theme park is worth it’s weight in drachmas.
A Meteor Shower Cleans No One
It’s raining in Cancun-spicy Mexican rain. Makes me wonder. Cancun is on the Yucatán Peninsula near where that cataclysmic meteor hit 65 million years ago causing the extinction of the dinosaurs and injuring Barbara Walters.
Location where the asteroid hit Earth 65 million years ago on a quiet Thursday morning.
ooohhh makes me wonderThe Poppins’ Subterfuge Exposed
Applying Pig Latin to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is a waste of time.
I mean you can say, “upercalifragilisticexpialidocious-Sa” but you can’t really disguise the fact that it’s still Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious you’re trying to camouflage.
Cold War spies are dead because they failed to heed this truism.
3 Jokes in 1
A moving van pulls up to a psychologist’s house and the Dr. says, “There’s a lot to unpack here.”
It was a very emotional moment because it was a very moving van.
Ah to be Jung again.